My episode 5 Recap is on HuffPo!

Last night was bonkers, huh pussycats?

Read my recap here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/selena-coppock/juan-pablo-bach-recap-5-b_b_4724664.html

Bachelor Recaps Galore!

Hello friends!

My belated episode 3 recap and on-time episode 4 recap are live on the Huffington Post.  Here's all of my stuff!  Read it and weep tears of joy!

Here's late ep 3 recap:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/selena-coppock/juan-pablo-bach-recap-ep-_b_4659571.html

And here's recent ep 4 recap:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/selena-coppock/juan-pablo-bach-recap-ep-_1_b_4681254.html

xoxo

Ep 3 recap is coming!!

Amigos!

I'm so sorry that I am SO LATE with my Bachelor episode 3 recap.  On Monday I had a storytelling show, then some plans with a dude (read: FLIRT HARD but try to act casual and pretend that wearing that much eyeliner is TOTALLY NORMAL but reassure him that you're not a goth chick) so I couldn't watch.  Tuesday night I hosted a dinner party (aren't I so domestic?  Yet still a feminist--people are surprising, eh?) so I couldn't watch.  Tonight (Wed) I'm doing an 8pm show at The Creek (and it is going to RULE) so I miiiight be able to watch/recap late night.  We shall see.  Just hang tight, sweet pussycats.  I'll be back soon!  xoxo, Lenny

Bachelor Juan Pablo Episode 2 Recap

My recaps of The Bachelor are now on the Huffington Post blog, so head over there to check 'em out!  Episode 2 just went live.  Read it here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/selena-coppock/bachelor-episode-2-recap_b_4596641.html

And we're off!

Last night Johnny Pabs's season as our beloved Bachelor kicked off and it did NOT disappoint!  Read my play-by-play recap here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/selena-coppock/juan-pablo-bachelor-recap_b_4552558.html

JUAN-uary is here!

Jazzy cats!

It is January, or as Chris Harrison has been drilling into the heads of Bachelor Nation residents, JUAN-UARY!! OMG OMG OMG it's almost time for hottie, single pops Juan Pablo (J. PABS!) to kick off his reign as the subject of 25 psychopaths' affections!  I can't wait!

I'll be writing recaps over on Huffington Post TV but I'll post reminders here, so you don't miss a single snarky comment outta me!  Tune in on Monday night 1/6 for The Bachelor (and also Sunday night, if you can endure that much B roll of Juan shirtless), then keep your eyes peeled for my recap at some point on Tuesday 1/7.  It's going to be a great, ridiculous season!  xoxo

BACHELOR NEWS

Amigos!

We all know that on January 6th, a new season of the franchise that America loves to hate--The Bachelor--will come roaring back with Juan Pablo (who is apparently going by just "Juan" now) in the driver's seat of that train bound for glory (and if not "glory," at least an all expenses pair, televised wedding).  But what's more important than Juan and his harem of inevitably long haired ladies?

The fact that I will be back to doing my life's work--writing snarky, rock & roll trivia-filled recaps of every episode--but not on this blog.  No, sweet friends.  Selena's moving on up in the world.  Not moving up to the east side like the Jeffersons.  No, I'll be moving from my personal account here on blogger to Huff Post TV.

Yes, my phenomenal recaps will be read by even more Bachelor-addicted, wine-drinking jazzy cats who secretly wish that Chris Harrison would coach them after dates.  I'll post the links here just in case any blogger die-hards have a hard time finding their way over to Huff Post TV.

Check out a preview and listen to Juan's sexy accent here.