Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Hey Pussycats!

The 'ole blog is still under construction for now. I'm going to stick some archived pieces on here (once I figure out how to do so). Gotta upload my bad date stories, a few storytelling pieces, some pix--all sorts of fun stuff. In the meantime, hows about you come see me live!? Yay!

Wednesday / July 28 / 9:00pm / Ghandi, Is That You? / Lucky Jack’s (Orchard between Delancey & Rivington) / Free!
Great comedy show in the basement! Always fantastic line-ups!

Thursday / July 29 / 7:30pm / Comedy at Belleville Bistro (5th Ave and 5th Street, Park Slope, BK) / Free!
Standup, storytelling, who-knows-what! In the back room of beautiful Belleville!

Monday / Aug 2 / 8:00pm / Monday Rendez-Vous at Bar on A (Ave A and 11th St, NYC) / Free!
Jess Delfino, Myka Fox & Shane Webb put on a dope comedy night!

Wednesday / Aug 4 / 8pm free pizza, 8:30pm free comedy / Laughs at Luca Lounge (Ave B between 13th and 14th Streets) / Free!
MY SHOW! This is my baby, a show which I co-produce and co-host. If you come to nothing else in my life, come to this.

Sunday / Aug 8 / 9:00pm / Standup at ImprovBoston (Central Square, Cambridge, MA) / $5?
Co-produced by the super rad team of Dana Jay Bien and Maria Ciampa

Wednesday / Aug 11 / 9:30pm / Too Soon! At Parkside Lounge (Houston and Attorney, NYC) / Free!
Awesome show by my girl Laura Prangley. Dope comedy radness.

Monday / Aug 16 / 8:00pm / Perch Storytelling (365 5th Ave in Brooklyn) / Free!
A great storytelling show that is sure to rule. Theme: Breaking & Entering. Spicy!

Wednesday / Aug 18 / 8pm free pizza, 8:30pm free comedy / Laughs at Luca Lounge (Ave B between 13th and 14th Streets) / Free!
MY SHOW! This is my baby, a show which I co-produce and co-host. If you come to nothing else in my life, come to this.

Thursday / Aug 19 / 7:00pm / Parkside Lounge Comedy Show hosted by 2 fellow Hamilton alums!

Sunday / Aug 22 / St. Nicolas Park (135th and St. Nicolas Avenue) / Laughter in the Park
Free comedy in a park! How whack rad is that?

Friday / Sept 3/ The Velveeta Room / Austin, TX
Performing in the Out of Bounds Festival

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Party Themes List

Here's a list I wrote that was just negged by McSweeney's. As I hold back tears of rejection and depression, enjoy my brilliance.

Less Successful Party Themes in the Style of Models & Bottles or Kegs & Eggs

By Selena Coppock

Shots & Femme Bots

Screwdrivers & Scuba Divers

Jack Daniels & Cocker Spaniels

Dewars Gin & Howard Zinn

Orangina & Vagina

Captain Morgan & Andrea Dworkin

Cheap Vodka & Franz Kafka

40 Oz. of Olde English & a professor of Olde English

Whiskey on the Rocks & the Chicago White Sox

Mad Dog 20/20 & the anchors of “20/20”

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Inaugural post

Check out this new blog, lovers! Isn't it lovely!? Aint life grand? Are rhetorical questions annoying? I'll write more soon. But for now, just revel in the beauty of my new website!