Monday, June 18, 2012

Special Bach Report: Ryan's Goatee

Tonight is a new episode of The Bachelorette!

I shall be at home, probably live-tweeting some snarky remarks (follow me @SelenaCoppock if you like) and staring at Ryan's increasingly weird facial hair.  Check it out from a recent episode: 

Yes, dude has shaved weird points at the edges of his mouth.  Meh.
Has Ryan been taking shaving classes with Color Me Badd?

This shrug-a-holic was in Color Me Badd, no joke. And he wants to tell you a little something, on the real, Ryan...

If you gain a bunch of weight, just keep on curating that facial hair into weird shapes and nobody will ever notice.

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