Sweet jazzy cats!
I have been derelict in my duty to write you a snark-filled recap of The Bachelorette. I was on vacation in upstate NY, living life like a gal from "Rock of Love" by spending about 24 hours a day for 5 days in a bikini. But I'm back in NYC now and ready to get back on the joke & judgment train. I assume that Arie is still a pasty loser and Jef is still an immature trust fund kid? This past Monday was "The Men Tell All" I believe, and I'm sure it was JUICY! Juicy like a tracksuit with a hypersexual adjective for females written across the RUMP! I'll watch it this weekend and get back to you.
Programming note: the final rose AND after the final rose special are both airing on Sunday, July 22. ABC is cramming a whole lotta Bachelorette programming down our throats, but we'll make it through. A fresh recap will come soon, lovercats! xoxo